Oh internet, you’ve gotten too real-life for me these days, and I’m gettin’ tired of it. This is a place for putting up photos and making jokes. Not a place where long-lost family members try to communicate with me, or ask me if I know Twitter.
Why can’t we just go back a decade and a half, when only us nerds were on this and everyone else was constantly making jokes about how they’d never be using computers. I miss those days.