Shit, I put my cyanide pill in the same pocket as my Mentos again. What? Why do I carry around Mentos? Fresh breath, dummy. Oh, the other thing. Because, Doug, I know things. Let’s just say there was a lot of “intelligence” I collected before they kicked me out of the National Guard.
Comedian Kyle Kinane has a blog you might or not know about. It’s name is “I’m dead and it’s all my fault.” It contains some adventures written like those above, to a man named Doug.
P.S.: His album Death of the Party made me laugh a lot.
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